tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
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when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
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